Cha-Ching! How Slot Machines Bilk Fandom

Every day, the company is trying to improve Fandom's reputation and find a new way to earn with what he loves. In principle, this occurs in the appearance of the collection, but sometimes it is a simple profit. Last week, I visited Las Vegas and noticed a slot machine, probably unknown about the fans. I was not surprised at all the slot machines, which have the official license of the world, participated. But after thinking about data (and some games), I picked up how terrible this was. I decided to watch all kinds of games in the world. I needed an assistant to examine the long line of all casino slots, and decided to have Bob Aviavia in Fundam (and Las Vegas tenant) support this journey.

Sci-Fi/Fantasy

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There is a popular franchise host that arrived in Vegas to get additional funds. Aliens, Star Trek, Battle Star Galactica, and of course, the coolest TV program in history, Game of Slones.

Invader: Lord of the Ring

I can't beat you!

If there is something that actually controls everyone, this is not a ring but a fund. Road-of-the-Ring-cars has a function to repeat the first film, clip ton, actual soundtrack and guarantee you, and actually throwing coins on oak helps Frodo. Yes. It is sweet in a rip, and as Gandalf intended, it flows the molorian accumulation at 2:00 am with a gorgeous cocktail.

Comic Books

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For me, this is probably an upset slot machine in all samples. In fact, I know that manga has a lot of huge progress, but don't forget that they are considered for the host boy. However, in order to play a slot, you have to be an adult, and in fact, the possibility of a baby who once shows out these slot machines, like me, is interested in small, gambling. Will have. With the same victory, these machines will have the opportunity to give a charity tobacco.

Fradias LawCentor: Batman '66

Mainly, I met a superhero slot based on the 1966 movie Batman. This is an attempt in a delicate veil to arrest these cult characters and driven into an adult bazaar. This uses the sense of nostalgia for specific age groups. But don't forget the story of a bloodma n-covered Batman, one of the most famous characters in DC comics.

Well, na, na, na, no one! Bloop Memen Broken

The most annoying thing about this Batman-themed game is that when you lose, you get footage of Burt Ward (Robin) jumping around and kicking the video camera. If you don't like crawling into someone's nest full of robin's eggs, you're not going to want to continue playing. Where's the hilarious clip of Julie Newmar as Catwoman? In the latter case, I agree with Yvonne Craig as Batgirl. Where are they?

Yes, they have their own slot machine. If you spend enough time on it, you'll be able to play the official Commissioner Gordon/Chief O'Brien slot machine in the near future.

Continued - Gameplay:

As you've probably noticed, when this young man is playing, he certainly doesn't get his money back, and the only time he actually wins anything is when he enters the bonus round. Games like this are designed, for example, like this. Aside from the fact that Adam West gave a live presentation when he first saw this game, this is how shabby it is. What celebrities are coming to present the slot? I guess paying to see it live is paying to see it live.

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Drama

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Worst Outlaw: Breaking Bad

More addictive than meth!

The most shocking slot machine I've ever seen is based on Breaking Bad. Can you evade the law and the suspicions of Gus Fring and Skyler with the help of a lucky button push? It's a complex mix of icons and clips from arguably one of the greatest TV series on TV. It's just surreal to see it in all its opulence on the casino floor.

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Horror

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Not the best outlaw: The Walking Dead II

Yes, they made two Walking Dead slot machines, and I had the unpleasant experience of playing this one. Here's a misleading gameplay video I found on YouTube:

I keep in mind that you are thinking: "Wow, this game is obliged to pay a lot of money!". But believe me, this is not so. I do not take into account whether you were generally aware, but the person who collected this video, for example, that we do not know how many funds they entered into the car, in fact, made a large number of cuts, what before he gave all these bad prices.

Almost all the likely tricks of the betting book are used here. A host of the brightest lights, flowers, booming sounds that immerse you in the game. And yet it is quite, quite deceiving. Often you get addicted to a silly jumble of bells and white, but in the end the free-spirited cards fall. But do not pay attention to all the noisy sounds and the lights of the heat, it will pay less than you placed. Pass, she prepares the look, in fact, that you are blurring another means, and makes the feeling, in fact, what you won, and as a result, you continue to talk.

Some models of this game are also equipped with a vibrating chair designed to make you start to talk even more. My advice is to never expect to have your prostate massaged with love in Las Vegas.

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Vintage 70s & 80s

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Fradias Law Center Ghost Hunters

The best movie for me is Ghost Bird. It's full of nostalgia, like your childhood shoes can't be saved by a slot machine. Voice acting by a variety of unique artists, Ray Parker Jr. content, and a special concert with slices and fluffy marshmallows complete this expensive trip down memory lane.

You, the gambling addict, are played by Package Puff, the Marshmallow Man.

Watching these guys play this thing I have a really expensive look (WARNING: There is some salty vocabulary in this video):

In this video, as in the other videos, you can't see how much resources they've invested into this thing, but at the end of the video, they walk away with a paltry $7 for all their efforts. After watching the video, you might think these guys have won a ton of giveaway funds. But this is not the case, and the game is designed to cover this.

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Really!? REALLY.

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Do you like daily TV? Then put a few dollars into an Ellen Degeneris slot machine:

I really have to wonder about the motivation of an international icon like Ellen to license and display his image for a slot machine. I just can't imagine that someone who is a great humanist would put his name on a device that mostly extracts money from people and their addictions. It's like Bill Gates selling heroin in a dirty syringe to the homeless.

How about sitcoms? Do you like sitcoms? Well, there's a slot machine in this too.

It's like having friends who hoard your money and don't give it back, just no effort to earn it. This slot machine is pretty new, and it makes me think about why they chose "friends". Maybe Will Smith is tormenting his conscience to license The Fresh Prince.

Worst offender: Big Bang Theory

The worst is the slot machine "Big Bang Theory". Someone has turned the bland, self-indulgent flop that is the show we hate into a vividly painted abomination that tramples everything sacred. At this point, Bob and I have already said practically everything that is bad about this machine gun. So, to avoid redundancy, I will just say that it is worse than anything else.

If I am comforted by the fact that this game exists, it is only this. This machine will extract money from people who are attracted to the show and who imitate the small characteristics of the actors' characters. So, for those who worship Sheldon and have poured hundreds of dollars into this parody, I think this is a well-spoken punishment.

I must admit that I saw some of the most honest slot machines I saw over the weekend.

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Yes, you can ask TMZ to film you for unwanted purposes!

Yes, TMZ has slot machines. If there is a sin in the city of slot machines that is ideal for showing what slot machines are and does it honestly, this is it. I take my hat off to those who created this abomination.

Gambling is fundamentally a product of random chance. There are no secrets or tricks, and the odds are always against you. So if you gamble, do it responsibly.

Vika is a stand-up comedian from Ottawa, Canada. Author of The Database Marvel. Banned in China.